through the screen doors of discretion

Apr 23

ilovecharts:

Spring Cleaning
Today, Jessica looks at when to call somebody and when to turn off your phone.

ilovecharts:

Spring Cleaning

Today, Jessica looks at when to call somebody and when to turn off your phone.

Apr 22

Gif Horoscope: April 21-27

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This week is the one we’ve been waiting for - the Cardinal Grand Cross. 

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It is going to be dramatic Tuesday and Wednesday as the cardinals face off in all their sequined glory. It is Showdown Time. (More on the spectacular 1967 film the above gif is from,”Les Demoiselles de Rochefort,” in my new newsletter.) 

Expect that big things are going to change - yours, the world’s. Uranus in fire means change can spread and feel like this. And I mean really like this: 

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Your move is to observe the crazy, adjust your hair under your amazing millinery choices, and LET THINGS EXIT your life. Everyone is on edge, and let that guide you. 

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After Wednesday’s Cross, we recover for a few days and our dreams will be intense through the weekend. You won’t feel rested, per se, no matter how long you sleep.  

So your mission is to make it through to the weekend, look for the weird little origami animals portending the future, 

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revel in the knowledge that you GOT this Grand Cardinal Cross, 

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and acknowledge that it is high time to change your outfit. 

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We’ll get through this together, star friends - 

Your Amateur Gif Astrologer kthread 

Apr 21

smithsonianmag:

Photo of the Day: Pond Hopping
Photography by Debasis Majumder (Kolkata, India); Palla Road, West Bengal, India

smithsonianmag:

Photo of the Day: Pond Hopping

Photography by Debasis Majumder (Kolkata, India); Palla Road, West Bengal, India

Apr 07

Gif Horoscope: April 7 - 13

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Quick gif horoscope list for the week: 

- Things are moving very, very quickly. Make sure you are watching which direction(s) they are going. 

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- Try to be tactful and don’t pick a fight. Just do your thing really well, whatever it is. 

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- Great week to just stay in, go to bed early, and rest. 

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- People will voice romantic desires this week. Not a terrible week for a first date. 

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But *first date* - try to go slowly this week before next Tuesday’s eclipse, okay? None of this: 

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Have a great week, star friends - 

Be careful out there. 

(Source: kettle-o-fish, via lauraolin)

Apr 05

London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. —Dorothy Parker

(Source: lauraolin)

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Apr 01

(Source: dumpsterdoll, via mikepelletiernl)

Mar 31

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Gif Horoscope: March 31 - April 6

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We are entering eclipse season. Illustrated by perennial Gif Horoscope favorite, Captain Jack Sparrow: 

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Wait, come baaaaack! (The eclipses will find you anyway.)

Eclipse season is more about the planets having big, intense summits to work out their sibling rivalries. Maybe kick somebody out. (No, you can’t have Finland.) Often, it’s a little disjointed, but their interactions force us to change. You don’t have to ship it, but they’re queueing up as you read this for the next eight weeks. Venus is about to be into more than air kisses again.

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This is a week of action (Finally. Yay. As an Aries, this is your Amateur Gif Astrologer’s favorite mode) and look for a reveal on Wednesday. Truly, this is a week when secrets spill out - that’s what happens when Mercury dances around. Dreams are going to continue to be huge. Write them down, look for patterns. (Mine are taking place in U.S. national parks.)  

Watch for troubled communications on Wed, Thursday, and Friday. And remember, all the energy is yours to watch for and direct/deflect in useful ways. You have to ask for what you want. 

(re: Dear Universe. I want […]   ) 

From: Universe  

To: You

Message: 

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Go get ‘em, star friends -