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Gif Horoscope: June 2 - 8 

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So this week is: No (Mon-Tues). Yes (Wed-Thurs). Pause (Friday). Go! (Weekend.)  

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Looks like June is going to be a hot mess and all manner of weepiness may find you. BYOTissueBox. Step through it delicately. 

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On Wednesday and Thursday, let the sunshine in…

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The weekend brings some important communications that you’ll need to respond to (charge your devices) and remember that right now we can revise what it is that we want. 

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Have a phenomenal week, star friends, 

Your amateur gif astrologer kthread 

(Note: Gif Horoscope is taking the summer off! We’ll see you on the flip side.) 

Gif Horoscope May 27 - June 1

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Hello, gorgeous star people. Quite a week ahead. (Trust me.)  

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Truly, we have a clever two weeks ahead of reveals. 

You are going to realize that some of your memories are not what you thought they were. 

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People around you are going to overreach and overreact. It’s going to be sort of painful to watch and definitely tedious. 

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We are now going into that mode again where we keep liquids away from electronics (that are going to be fritzy). And shifting week ahead on the friend front – you will release some (likelier friend and possibly romantic) relationship middle of the week with Venus on the South Node.

Here’s how to deal [acknowledge, move on]: 

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With Wednesday’s new moon there will be some kind of standoff/walkoff and there is a lot of potential for you to mis-hear and escalate [try the eyebrow thing instead]. 

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Just up ahead a few weeks or so, you will feel poised and glam. Try not to get drawn into the drama in the next few days so we can all tour together this summer like the big, happy, fabulous family we are.  

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